Author: Carl

Watched in a cruise. It was a standard action movie.

Who thinks you’re cool, Gary?

Your waterbed fans?

Absolutely loved it. The show has been a mainstay in our house for years. And the movie was sweet and funny and a little bit sad. It hit right in the sweet spot the show is so good at delivering.

Wild ride. Enjoyed it for the silly action movie it was.

Goats. Korg. Glory.

Captions are required. I had to keep rewinding to hear what was being said.

10 minutes in: I have no idea what is going on. So many quick cuts that don’t relate to anything.

64 minutes in: Administering drugs to elicit different responses. And?

90 minutes in: It took you 90 minutes to get here? This was a 30 minute episode of Black Mirror atretched over an hour.

Why did I watch this? There’s no point. Barely a plot. And the audio was extremely quiet all the way through.

Lots of flash. Not much substance.
Cameos. Cameos. Cameos.

Somehow, all of the excitement and tension of dressing a body up with a faked letter, tossing him in the sea all in hopes of tricking the germans about where the allien invasion was going to take place felt… long and boring.

Add it to the genre of British People Talking In Hushed Rooms.

Also, I couldn’t help but laugh at the moment where our heros have a tense conversation about always being careful who was around them and who might overhear them. Then immediately going out into the street and start shouting about running covert missions.

Fun. Not quite as good as the first. But isn’t that an evergreen comment about Anything

There is absolutely no way Pablo Schreiber got in or out of that tiny yellow truck. They never showed it once. Because it never happened.